June 2012
7 posts
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I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...
– (via skeletales)
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
draco malfoy: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i am a racist i hate gingers and mudbloods i despise gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents would you like to be my friend?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
person: how are you feeling this morning me: is dead an emotion
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May 2012
20 posts
When I go to Korea...
kreaspylay:
What people think I’ll be doing:
Shopping
Eating
Site Seeing
What I’ll really be doing:
Searching for my husband
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how to imagine someone having a crush on you: you can't
Honour student who works two jobs to support her... →
paach:
Diane Tran, 17, thrown in jail for one night because of repeated absences from school
Honours student has been working two jobs to keep family afloat since parents’ divorce
Has been taking advanced placement and college courses in addition to jobs and missed school due to exhaustion
Spent the night in jail for truancy
Petition for the decision to be overturned here
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You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
– Marilyn Manson (via bluebiird)
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how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
That awkward moment when you don't know if you...
askchieflinbeifong:
Finally done with finals.
FREEDOMMM.
NO MORE WTE!
Just submitted my rewrite for an essay. The freedom of never having to deal with this class ever again is so nice.
7:18pm
Nancy moved out just now. Going to miss her as a roommate. :( We shared many good times and memories together and thank you for that. Love you. ♥
Now it’s just me alone in my room now (my other roommate moved out on Friday). Damn chem and bio finals.
When people ask me how being premed is going
totalpremedmove:
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
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society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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April 2012
16 posts
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Magic Essay Typer →
missessie:
emjang:
dchao:
semplice-sempre:
allorain:
deanforsam:
THAT IS MY ACTUAL FACE RIGHT NOW
This is cool but it feels like cheating…
What even
HJOLY FUCK
O__________________O
is this seriously even allowed/legal?????
I LOVE THE INTERNET SO FRIGGIN MUCH.
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Can't..stop..procrastinating...
WTE is the bane of my existence. At least I only have to endure it for sixteen more days?
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
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Course registration is so stressful.
if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
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The first five days after a weekend are just so hard
friend: what's your sexual preference?
me: korean men
March 2012
39 posts
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every morning: fuck my life why the shit did I go to bed so late god why do I do this to myself okay that's it tonight I'm going to bed at 8PM no excuses this is ridiculous
3AM that night: well fuck